I'd just caught a huge delicious fish and was about to tuck in when a pine cone fell on the accelerator plunging me into a tree. A badger then fell into the car, ate the fish clean out of my hand, knocked the gear stick into reverse and sat its arse down on the accelerator. At this point the pine cone had become wedged under the brake pedal and so now reversing I was unable to stop and smashed into a tree which filled my car with bees.