"The moon landing was faked by the US in order to fool the Chinese into thinking that the US exists. Epicurus ate a fetus and gained superpowers, flying to the moon to leave the mirror there to confuse people into thinking there is no God. One day the great King-Jong-Il will bring the moon back to earth, crashing it into the pacific ocean. This will stop all that light coming off the moon heating up the earth at night. This was all organized by the Egyptians to resurrect cthulhu, their cat god."