Listen to me I tell you! For these are Afifah's top ten movies which are being of the favorite!

The Father of Allah!

The Father of Allah! Part II!
Afifah has the hots for al-Pacino! And also for Robert the Niro!


The Flaying of the Skin of the Jew!
Ibn Gib's Piece of the Master!


The Club of the Striking of Fists and Much Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth Which Allah Has Decreed No One is to Speak Of!
I love the Strongly Metallic Abs of Brad the Pitt! Do you know of this Tyler the Du'rden?


He Who Runs the Great Distances!
I do not like the Man of Hoff for he is a filthy little Jew but I love the scene where al-Livier makes the piggish Jew pay by the pulling of the teeth slowly out of the mouth in the name of merciful Allah! "Is it safe?" Not for the Jew, Inshallah!


The Untrue Sayings of the Unfiltered Orange Juice!
I love the scene of the dance with Um Athu'rman and the fat disciple of al-Ron Abu Bard! Also Samuel al-Jackson has invited me to the premiere of The Magic Flying Machine On Which Allah Has Decreed There Will Be Many Asps!


The Weekend Evening With the Rising of the Temperature of the Body!
I like the dancing disciple of al-Ron better in this one. He is of the sexy in his suit of whiteness!


The Feeling Which Is Not of the Five Which Allah In His Magnificence Has Granted Us!
Haley al-Osment is a Friend of Afifah and Bruce the Willis gives of his finest performance since You Will Perish In Fearsome Agony Inshallah, Part II!


The Soylent Which Is the Color of the Oasis!
Who among Allah's people did not laugh when Charlton the Heston wailed "The Soylent Which Is the Color of the Oasis is made of Jews!"