"1974 is the year that they are planning for SEX on the streets in every major city from coast to coast! And get ready for a shock... the music that they are planning on using to crumble the morals of america is this rottin', filthy, dirty, lude, lascivious junk called rock and roll! It isn't just the lyrics, it's THE BEAT! How this beat gets them, 400 teenage girls were interviewed as to why they had illegitamate babies.. they said not just the words, THE BEAT! The fertility ranks of the jungle to have the same beat, incorporated in this modern rock to screw 'em up."
-I'm guessing jimmy swagart or some such evangelist