"My family and I, we're too fat to work. Not our fault; It's in our genes. Therefore, you must give us more than the £22,000 we currently receive in benefits so that we may buy more bacon butties for lunch."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html