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Mįnudagurinn 24. maķ 2010 kl. 13:49
Flokkur: Spjaldiš
I have physically met actual people from the UK on multiple occasions during my long life and it is my expert opinion that these photographs were taken on the top of Loch Ness mountain, which is a large limestone buildup near Newcastle. The local folks believe it has a large cave monster dwelling there that has terrorized villagers for centuries. It's a terrifying beast indeed, has the shape of an eaglelizard and smells like 13.000 cheese sandwiches rotting away quietly. The villagers brought wine coolers to sacrifice to the beast and over the years the amount has accumulated and today you can see many lakes in that area that consist of wine coolers and the occasional lemon-lime malt liqueur.
Vesen 2009

