You gotta have game! Be a winner!
Now you’re a winner! With air in his shoes!

Woman: Pump!

Man: I’m running on air! I’m walking on clouds! I don’t exercise.

Woman: I don’t care... pump it!

(sound of air pumping, then explosion)

Woman: (sighs with pleasure)

Man: I paid top-dollar for these incredible high-technology polyester shoes to
walk around the mall and shop for more sports equipment I won’t play sports in!

Woman: Pump it!

Man: I need to get more from life. Much more! I need get high, really high!
High on air!

(sound of air pumping, then explosion)

Man: Oh yeah! These Eres shoes really pump up!

Man 2: That’s right! You can now buy some air! The science of sports and
marketing results in a shoe that pumps! Sound silly to you? What if we told
you that Eres Pump-Up would improve your game by 300 percent?

Man: But I don’t have a game!

(background music stops)

Woman: You gotta have game! Be a winner!

Man 2: Pump up, and slam dunk!

(sound of air pumping, then turntable scratching)

Man: Oh yeah!

Woman: God, the size of your shoes!

Man 2: You’ll shave seconds off your personal best!

Man: Oh yeah! You mean I can whack off even more times a day?

Woman: Pump it...

Man 2: Absolutely! Probably five times more! Because you’ll be walking on
air! You’ll feel so much more athletic after pumping up your shoes, you’ll
automatically lose weight and feel high-tech! Just like a sports star! You
-are- a star!

Woman: Now you’re a winner! With air in his shoes!

Man: Now I can reach for the stars! I’ve pumped up my ego!

(sound of air pumping)

Woman: Pump it!

Man 2: Pump it up! With Eres!